No One's First and You're Next

Left is Right and Right is Wrong



My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via acid-philosophy)

Always “your” fault

I gave work my new availability two weeks ago. Today is my first day back after my two days off. I checked the schedule. They scheduled me on Wednesday, but I can’t work because of school. They knew this. I tell my general manager. She says “the schedule was posted Saturday” I say “well apparently not until after I left, and I put in my availability change awhile ago” then she gives me the 😕👺 face. Not my fault, I’m not covering it and I obviously won’t be there since I have class from 7:30am until 9pm.