I had an elderly customer who often commissioned me for the creation of legal forms for his business. He was tired of having to print out paper documents and hand write everything, especially because he had terrible penmanship. I agreed to the work, but was leery of it, because this man hardly…
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD
I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
*straight person voice* what? no!! they are not g…GAY! they’re just really good friends!! why does everything always have to be gay?
This looks a lot better than the last few ghibli films! Looks like it’s gonna be a heartbreaker TT-TT
I was making gift cards for a client’s small fundraiser. I made a gift card and emailed it to her; no problem. She replies back saying thanks.
Ten minutes later, I get a call.
Client: Hi, you know I have to print out three gift cards, but you only sent me one.
Me: It’s just the image. You…
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